Top heckle (in a broad Mancunian accent), while stopped at lights at Wilbrahim Road and Barlow Moor Road on Chorlton:
"The bird in the yellow hat [Heather] is a Sharon Stone lookalike; I know what I'm talking about, I'm a Chelsea supporter!"
Injuries, previously undisclosed, in chronological order:
Bill:Northam:Minor fall-off, narrowly missing wall: grazed elbow and minor bruising
Heather:en route to Clevedon:misjudged kerb and fell off:grazed elbow & shoulder,major bruising and contusions on leg,and grateful to be wearing helmet
Ishbel:Stoke on Trent:glancing blow to canal bridge resulting in bucking bronco recovery from near plunge into canal:bruises to shoulder and inner right thigh; photo includes earlier Devonish horsefly bites
John:Worcester:misjudged lock ramp climb,fell into wall,narrowly missing dog:graze to arm,light bruising
Bill:Preston:ran into wooden post:cuts to side of knee
Rod:Aviemore:looked around to check companions' whereabouts, caught kerb and fell off:minor tweak to back
Tufty Club hair award goes to Ishbel.
Triple Mohican hair award goes to Bill.
Zebra Scalp Tan award goes to John.
Increasingly Interesting Fringe award goes to Heather.
Most Consistent Cornrows award goes to Rod.
BnB Assessment Categories:
- Acreage and Fluffiness of towels
- Shower
- Cleanliness
- Bed comfort
- Breakfast
- Space in room
- Wifi function
- Friendliness of staff
- Value for money
- Quality of piano
- Quality of dressing gown
- Quality of living room
- Quality of Picasso
Best BnB: The Lint Mill in Carnwath. Runners up include: Catherine (Rena) Murray's in Thurso, Kindale in Helmsdale, Culloden Farmhouse in Camelford,Sunnybank in Sennen.
Special Mention for the staff at the Travelodge in Kidderminster and the Weston Park in Clevedon.
Best Bike Shop/Cafe Concept Award: The Velocity cafe and bike shop in Inverness, lovely venue, coffee, cakes and staff.
Song List:
There's Only One More Hill - to the tune of "Guantanamera"
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